-=Episode 81=-
Oh my god. What is this?
Sorry dad. Why did that fly over there
What are you doing
There was a bow in the toy samples so I'm trying shooting with Jun-hyuk
Sorry
This is harder to aim than I thought
Give it to me. How could you miss the target
Dad, just because it's a toy doesn't mean it's easy
Didn't you see me shoot a slingshot?
Come on dad, a slingshot and a bow are not the same thing
You just aim and shoot, what's so different about it
Did you see that?
Wow, you're awesome. Your first shot hit the middle
Didn't you just get lucky?
You said it's luck? Give me an arrow
You see that? You see that? It hit the mark, right?
It's not luck
Wow dad...
No, don't come. Don't mess around, why would you come here
Forget it, no means no. I'll book you a hotel room
Hey, come on
Who is it? Who's coming?
The daughter of the family I did homestay with in America
Really? But why is she coming to Korea?
She's going to audition to become an idol but don't worry about it
If you guys were close, why don't you let her stay at our house
It's fine. I'll get her a hotel room
I'm telling you just in case, if she comes to our house don't let her in
She wouldn't be so stubborn after you told her not to come so many times
Even if she does come, we can just persuade her to leave
She's really lovable so people get attached to her quickly
Don't fall for it
How attached could we possibly get?
If you get attached to normal people like sticky rice,
she's like industrial strength adhesive
Industrial strength adhesive?
Anyways, father why are you wearing that on your back?
Because I want to, why?
Honey, you need to watch dad shoot arrows after you eat. He's an archer
Every time he shoots it, it... Who took the target down?
I did, why? Why did you put something like that up, it's immature
Why not? Dad enjoys it
It's fine, I don't need a target
What, I can't shoot arrows without a target?
We're in Seoul now, right unni?
Yeah. Where do you get off?
Pyeongchang-dong. You?
Hapjung-dong. I have to get off at the next stop
Really? Bye unni
What am I going to do? I'm going to miss you so much
Of all the passengers I've met in the cabin,
you're the first one that I've become so attached to
Unni katalk me and you have to friend request me on Facebook, okay?
Okay
Bye Soo-jung
Bye unni
Mrs. Garage, bring me a cold glass of sikhae to my room please - Noh Song
Do you want to play a game of baduk? - Your dad, Noh Song
Oh my god
You didn't deposit my allowance for this month
- Your father-in-law, Noh Song
I'm never going to leave your side anymore, just watch and see
Okay... I'll watch and see
From now on, wherever you go I'm going to follow you
Okay
Even if I do, you're not going to get annoyed of me right?
Get annoyed of you? That'll never happen until the day I die
Really? Now I miss you all of a sudden
Should we meet right now? Do you want to come here? Or should I go there?
It's really cold outside right now... I'll see you tomorrow
Yeah?
Are you annoyed right now by any chance?
I'm not annoyed... It's so cold, I don't want you to catch a cold
You're sure right?
You're so good
What are you doing right now?
Oppa!
You got so much cooler and you totally give off a CEO vibe
You aren't the snotty oppa that I knew in America
I told you not to come here
I was just going to say hello but mom and dad told me to stay here
I already got permission, why are you being like this
Mom and dad?
Yeah I told her to call me dad
Just like you said, she really is lovable
It would be really nice if she were my youngest daughter
Mom, I am your youngest daughter
Oh yeah, that's right
What youngest daughter...
I told you there was a scary grandpa in this house right?
When grandpa comes later...
How do I look
Does it look good on me?
It totally looks good on you
Yeah? Oh you're home?
She brought this from America for me
What do you think? Does it look okay?
I'll book you a hotel room so pack your bags
We don't have an extra room for you here anyways
I told her to use my room, don't worry
What? / I'm going to stay in Jun-hyuk's room for a few days
It's heartless to make her sleep in a hotel room
Grandpa thank you!
Sorry, I'm just going to use the restroom...
You look so adorable. Who are you?
Excuse me?
You're in high school right? But why are you coming home so late
Are you Min-hyuk's little sister too?
She's not in high school, she's older than you
Oh my god, really?
She lives with her mom in our garage. That's why she's using our bathroom
Oh my god, really? Why? Why do they live in a garage?
Why do they live in a garage? Because they don't have a home
You don't have a home? Really? Poor unni... Hang in there
Our Soo-jung has so much affection
It's because our Soo-jung is soft hearted
Who was that girl earlier?
She was someone my brother knew when he was in America
but she came to Korea to become a singer
That kid talked to me informally as soon as she saw me
Who cares if she's from America
I guess you looked like a pushover
Be quiet Hongberg
That little kid... Who is she calling a high school student
She was taller than you
I said be quiet. You want to get put into a headlock?
No
Honestly, everyone says she's lovable but I don't really like that type
Lovable my ass, she just has no manners
Come out right now
Sorry, sorry
Oppa you're going to work? Hi unni
We have to say bye
Bye oppa, unni fighting!
I'll be back later
Traitor... You were so excited. You completely fell for her overnight
I talked to her yesterday and she's a really warm person
Warm my ass, is she a boiler?
You should be friends with her too. She's not just lovable, she's...
How do I put this... She makes you feel really comfortable
That's funny. Just hearing you say that makes me uncomfortable
Run, we're late
It's true though
Do we have to make this?
The toy bow is not that great. It's plastic so it's weak
It has to be made of wood to look good
Won't this be dangerous?
The tip is blunt, how is it dangerous? Stop complaining and whittle
I have to test it today
These are more than enough arrows
This man is my father!
He's the god of archery
God of archery?
Whenever he shoots, it hits the cans and they fly back
I thought I was watching a movie
Grandpa, you're so cool
A slingshot and a bow are only different in size,
the fundamentals are the same
It's not about shooting, it's about placement
Placement?
Yeah. You don't shoot a bow,
the angle depends on how you place the bowstring
When grandpa talks like that, he really seems like a sage of archery
He’s not like a sage, he is one. I told you he's the god of archery
Yeah right... At this rate, he's going to break someones window again
He really is a god of archery. You haven't even seen him shoot
Stop egging him on
Even if he's good he's probably just hitting some cans close by
It's not like he's going to
shoot an apple off of your head like William Tell
Well that's from a novel
Will you acknowledge it if I do?
Excuse me?
Will you acknowledge me if I shoot an apple off of Soo-dong's head?
What? Really?
Can you hit it when it's this windy?
You don't calculate wind, you overcome it
Dios mio!
He hit it! He hit it!
Did you see that?
Grandpa, you're awesome! You're not William Tell, you're Legolas!
Pick what? [Gola = pick]
There's a guy named Legolas from Lord of the Rings
Your hair is white so you're Legolas
If you wear what I wore during my performance a long time ago,
you'll look just like him
Just like who? Lagolas?
Hang in there, fighting!
What are you doing
President Noh, I heard you knew her when you lived in America
Why is she so pretty and cute? I fell in love within 5 minutes
Are you just getting off work?
What are you doing here?
What do you mean? I came to eat dinner with you
and I was giving free hugs to your employees to cheer them up
I did good right?
Let's go
Soo-jung? I didn't get a hug yet
Really? You were laughing since earlier so I thought we already hugged
Thank you
Hold on
Here's some pocket money
Promise you'll come see me again before you go back to America. Okay?
Okay, promise!
Promise!
We can't do that. That's just a one-sided argument
A strong belief doesn’t qualify as evidence
There's nothing I can do about it
And the case is closed, why are you
calling every day and being unreasonable
Please stop
Is it that man again?
Yeah... It's not something he should persist about
The opponent has tons of evidence, what does he want me to do?
He needs to be satisfied with the verdict
You never know, so be careful of people like that
There are so many weird people in this world
Thanks for buying me clothes oppa
It's nothing. You're going to leave right after your audition, right?
Why? Are you worried that I'm going to stay at your house?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Is your dad well? I haven't talked to him in awhile
You don't even answer me... You don't have a girlfriend right
That's true, who would date you? You're oblivious and arrogant
Why are you trying to be a celebrity and an idol? It's hard
What is this, you're only saying what you want to. Why am I doing it?
Because it would be a shame to waste my musical talent, why?
You don't have talent
You're wrong! You always look down on me
Fine. Sit down over here and see if I have talent or not
What are you going to do?
Just sit
Hello
Unni, you're just now going home? I thought you worked for his company
Why do you always leave so late?
You're an employee now so you can take it slow
Okay
Sit here. You can rest while we evaluate her for her audition tomorrow
Me?
Sit here
Yeah, you watch me too unni
Tada!
What do you think?
It's Legolas
Right? He looks just like him right?
Dad you really look just like him
He does look like him
Pull on your bow grandpa
Bow?
How is it?
You look exactly like him
Legolas, hit the fish bread with your arrow and eat it
Fine. Hold onto it
Jin-ah unni
Soo-jung...!
Do you like fish bread? Do you want some?
So this is what it's like to live in a garage
But what are you doing here...?
Just... I'm close with all of the other family members except you
I see...
I really can't stand being awkward with someone
You laughed...
Did you know that that’s the first time you laughed since we met?
Really? [Formal]
What was that? Just talk comfortably and call me by my name. I'm Soo-jung
Hey
Oppa! / Hurry and get in
You saved my life. Hurry, go! Go!
You came all the way here from America for the audition
How could you be late
I know, right? Hurry hurry, go go go!
What are you wearing?
Do you know Legolas? These are the clothes of Legolas, the god of archery
What's Legolas? You need to act your age, what is this? So embarrassing
It’s not embarrassing, it's Legolas you ignorant fool
Hey isn't that your grandson-in-law?
I'm in front of your mom's house, I just need to bring cooking oil right?
Hey Lawyer Kim
Hold on honey
You ruin someones trial and you cut off all contact? You little...
Sir, if you keep acting like this...
And you call yourself a lawyer? You call yourself a lawyer?
This guy...!
What are they doing? Are they fighting?
What should we do?
Seriously
You hit your grandson-in-law
You hit your grandson-in-law again, what are you doing?
What bastard is doing that?!
Oppa thank you, thanks to you I was only late 10 minutes
Did your audition go well?
Of course, I definitely made it
Then I'll live at your... / No
Grandpa should have called the police during that time,
why was he shooting arrows
Seriously... I knew I was anxious ever since Legolas came up
With dads skill, he wouldn't have missed like that...
What do you mean,
hitting a still target and a moving target are not the same thing
Does it hurt?
Grandpa must be really disappointed in himself, he had so much confidence
If you can't hit a moving target, it's completely useless in a real battle
Noh Song, you only looked like Legolas on the outside
I'm all grown up right? I can even drink with you
Are you all ready to leave tomorrow?
Of course. But do you want me to leave that badly?
Why do you keep telling me to leave
There’s no want, you went to your audition so you should leave
It's here
What is?
Audition results
What does it say?
I didn't make it
What, are you upset? Just because you failed once?
What are you doing?
Give me a piggyback ride
In America, you gave me piggyback rides when I hurt my ankle
Just give me a piggyback ride once, hurry
I'm light right?
You're heavy
Honestly, I didn't come here for the audition. I came to see you
When I told you I liked you, you said you'd think about it when I turned 20
But I showed up after turning 20
and you're in love with someone else like a coward. You're mean
What are you talking about
Do you think I'm an idiot? All girls have intuition
Bye Soo-jung
I'll see you next time
Bye... I wonder if I'll be able to see you again before I die
Grandpa Legolas, why would you say that? I'm going to come back
I'm not Legolas anymore
Bye kid
Bye... I'm going to miss you
Mom, dad, I promise I'll come back. Oppa call me when you come to LA
Okay
Min-hyuk, are you taking her to the airport?
No, the airport bus is right here so I'm taking that
Everyone save me on Katalk and write on my Facebook wall, okay?
Okay. Buy a bunch of that Facebook so we don't run out
You're late, hurry and go
Bye everyone
Get home safely
Take care of yourself and I'll see you next time you come
If you ever happen to come to LA, you have to call me okay?
I will
You don't know right?
You're the person that I envy the most in this world
What do you mean...?
It's just something. I'm going to go
So uncle, you've driven this bus for over 10 years?
Yeah, I started when the company was created
But are you okay with failing your audition?
Who cares, I'll make it next time
But uncle, how long is it going to take to get to the airport
Airport? This doesn't go to the airport,
it's going in the opposite direction
What? I have to go to the airport right now! What do I do?
Oh no... Get off right now and get on the bus across the street
Then I'll be late...
Uncle, can't you turn this bus around? I’ll miss my flight
How can I turn the bus around?
You don't have any other customers,
can't you just make a U-turn and go to the airport? Uncle~ Uncle~
Hey... I can't...
Dad, how long are you going to mope like this
Get out
Here, take this
Take up archery again dad
Like Soo-young and Soo-jung said, you're the immortal Legolas
You... Believe in me?
Of course I do. If you wanted to shoot an apple
off the top of my head, I will stand there
Really?
Do you think you can do it again?
He can do it, grandpa is Legolas. Grandpa, fighting!
Bi Jung Bi Pal: Stand with your feet pointing neither straight nor outward
Hyoong Huh Bok Sil: Relax your chest and flex your stomach
Jun Choo Tae San Bal Yuh Ho Mi
Leave the weight of the mountain and coil the string like a tigers tail
[Potato Star's God of NG is?]
Please buy a match
[The Big Match Girl, #1: Noh Soo-dong]
[Already laughing]
*Struggling
[Retry!]
[Trying to find a way to carry him]
21 means 27th floor... Oh no
[Hehe~ I made a mistake]
[7 year old in love with Jin-ah, Rank #2: Noh Min-hyuk]
What? Do you remember something?
It's Nah Jin-ah. Nah Jin-ah!
Yes, Jun-hyuk...
[Ah... That must have hurt]
Oh yeah...
I'm sorry
[You'll be surprised, #3: Jang Yool]
[Jang Yool is filming at Soo-dong's house for the first time]
[PD] Jang Yool, you have to put away your script, we're filming
I thought we were rehearsing...
You'll be surprised
He actually got surprised
You'll be surprised [Something isn't right...]
Why is he laughing so much
Wrap this up for us
No..o...
I mean no
[Clumsy ballerina, ,#4: Noh Soo-young]
[This is ballet...?]
[Even she thinks it's funny]
*Vacant look
Why are you looking at me like that?
Because it was so moving
[That's a lie...] I'm sorry
Why are you doing this, stop, don't do it
[Hole among holes #5: Yeo Jin Gu Mung]
Okay then
What about Im Jae-bum? Why aren't you doing Im Jae-bum?
Excuse me?
He can do Im Jae-bum too? Really?
[PD] Hold on
Cow feet, bear feet
Bear feet, forse heet (supposed to be horse feet)
[Ahahahaha]
Why am I like this?
Bear feet, forse heet (supposed to be horse feet)
I must be crazy... I must be crazy
[3rd time] Bear feet, forse heet
Feet!!!
[Chosen by you, the God of Potato Star's NG is?]
[Inside Potato Star's NG Parade]
Where have you been this whole time...
I can tell at a glance, he's really Jun-hyuk [Umm... Excuse me...]
[Umm...]
[Do-sangs period of suffering]
*Slipping
*Slides in~
Umm... Cell phone...
[<-Acting sad] [Holding back laughter->]
[Grabbing at it]
*Twitching
[PD] Cut / [Staff] Cut
[Can't hear]
[PD] Take her earphones out
[Staff] Cut~ kekeke
[A shadow slowly approaches...]
[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!]
[tvN sitcom] Potato Star 2013QR3
Be quiet
You really don't have sway in this house
A man can't be so gentle
I'm conducting a survey
What do you think sexy is? / Isn't it something you're born with?
Sorry I'm the only one that's sexy
Everyone stop! Please!
You guys are too much
If you learn this, is it good for your health?
You get sexier / I don't care about sexy
I'll enroll
Do I look like a pushover? Do you think I'm joking?
Stop / What?
You're squeaking about that again?
Pole dancing? You're going to get sexy
I reject the kind of sexy that revolves around men. That's not sexy